figures

shiny in a greasy sort of way


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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

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thatfunnyblog:

U just want. Taco!

thatfunnyblog:

U just want. Taco!

(Source: saradaktal)

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bussykiller:

kingorb:

avocados are fucking disgusting 

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